Vashon

This weeK: 250 unpunctuated words in a rant; chickens blocking Anna’s driveway, a poll looking for people that believe in vortexes; how to manage ants; a post that reads as a poem.

This week: Instead of “welcome” wagon we need a “fuck off” wagon; this quote “It doesn’t matter how you got here, what matters is one’s intentions”; discussions over the rich and fake rich; fund raiser for an isthmus to Blake Island; Poodle parade, Labradoodles not allowed; where is the wiener dog sled team?

This week: we just wanna country line dance; a painting for a ham sandwich, road rage and more.

This week: Interesting deer; broken reflectors littering the road; mystery object; kids ride the ferry free in October; this week’s loose animals.

This week: what is the craziest, freakiest, weirdest thing? Baby trees grow up to be a green corpse blocking the view of Mt. Rainier; Hunter may have been spotted; and a loud bang = fireworks… always.

This week: some animals got loose including a horse on the road; meet Binx but refrain from warning his owner about coyotes; and can you get to Costco in a Nissan Leaf on a single charge?

This week: kids getting pushed in front of cars; victim bashing orgy over gun control; drivers going under 50; and Tupperware lids

This week: The frogs are back; Thriftway plays the best classic rock music; Awful Earl has decided not to run for mayor; and property taxes are high

this week; how to handle a hummingbird infestation; the poll for people who grew up on the island; and Shelly is for sale.

This week: Gander ISO wife; what’s the longest anyone has stayed onIsland (not leaving for anything)? where are all the hitchhikers?

This week: Owls attacking joggers, 700 blueberry bushes 🫐, and a Vashon VHS library.

What’s the story behind the tire stuck 25 feet up in a tree near the high school? It’s been up there 30 odd years or so.  We suspect it was

This Week: The Chetzamoka went down; and what to do if a business owner doesn’t pay past employees.

This week: Mask mandate vigilante; what actually constitutes a private road? …and our weirdest dreams.

This week: We ask OPs to do more work; we kicked Reagan in his grave; we just need a bridge; vaccine debates; and a strange sound in Ellisport.

This Week: A revived post about whistling in Granny’s; suggestions on ways to induce misery in others; the chupacabra; a slide on the North end ferry terminal; Quartermaster is flooded; and goats eat our Christmas trees.

Dress for a jog the way you would for a rave; Masks prevent nose picking; incessant barking in Burton.

A Wallaby on the loose; exotic pet ownership on Vashon; data analytics.

Thanksgiving week and the grocery stores are packed; fun finds at Granny’s; historical placards; pets should get emergency priority boarding too – sign the petition.

The power went out across the Island; people gotta breathe but don’t wear dark clothing at night; is it weird to call pets “fur babies”?; be wary of scammers; live in a shipping container; are you ready for Thanksgiving?

What is that strange sound? All butter pie crust with no butter? How to get around the Facebook algorithm for eggs; WSF is getting a new boat; and a brief tornado warning.

Halloween antics including a giant polar bear and the asphyxiation expert; horse on the lose (but don’t assist them).

It’s the Weekly Rundown by Anna Shomsky!

Anna’s focus on a very inspirin post by Delinda Mccann “The Multiverse is Gaslighting Me”
Let us know how you feel about the post in the comments.

Lighting all around us; the church is calling; social media gone snail mail; the anniversary of stackable-washer-gate; the Food Service Manager at Camp Sealth is looking for friends; what is “sometimes vegan”?

Facebook went down so I checked the bulletin board outside of Thriftway. Garage doors open by the military; favorite things to buy at Costco; and the ferries are messed up…again.

Goat Yoga on the Island? Should you buy vanilla extract at Costco or Thriftway? Passive aggressive “vagueposting” about rumors and who stole the mini excavator?

What food trucks do we want coming to the Island? WSF’s new Line-Cutting Educational Campaign; Slow drivers on the Highway; Camp Sealth turns 100 this year!

This Week: Tell me you live on Vashon without telling me you live on Vashon; Coyotes are roaming the Island; We talk about the question asked in Rants: “Does using the flag as a tablecloth violate the flag code?”

Creepy a&$ black cat, biting ants, and food service workers have a right to refuse to wash their hands…

Can we expect pizza delivery to take 2 hours? Is an unfinished house be worth $750k? We discussed these questions and more this week.

Keep Vashon Weird, getting distracted at the 4-way, lavender in port-a-potties and are we making the Fire Chief’s life more difficult?

The ferry is going to lead to the fall of civilization as we know it; there are empty shelves everywhere; how much should Island staff get paid? What is that strange animal? Is it a chupacabra? …and everything is in retrograde leading to biblical swarms.