rundown

This week: who wants to reupholster a cat? Color palette; people blocking aisles in Thriftway with their chatter; anonymous posts; Vashon lacks a race track.

This week: fawnicide; calling out racism is a rant and a duty? The fate of the Portage Store; and Disney has truly gone downhill.

We start with an anonymously posted rant about ranting on the rants page. Buckle up. This week we get extremely self-referential.  Here is the rant: “Why is there a rants page

This week: bright colors to stop your cat from killing birds but what about biking? Anonymous posting rant leads to funny rumors; lone sock seeking home;

This week: Cemetery or Cemetary? We’re concerned about the literacy rate on Vashon; What is the funniest thing your pet has done? …and what can be done about the Portage store?

This week: a message in a bottle; old posts on my homepage; we hold grudges.

This week: Children should be taught not to scream and flyers piling up at the Post Office;

This week: We miss the Chetzy; vending machines are empty; we miss the Portage store

This week: Concerts are too loud; red tide images; stop signs are being taken down; how do we define ourselves as Americans?

This week: we should be able to complain about the ferries (and mail delivery) without people complain about us complaining about the ferries (and mail delivery); Tansy Ragwort

This week: The Cathlamet crashed into the dolphin.

This week: we got mad at the Strawberry Festival; gross drinking fountain; we have food on the Issaquah again.

This week: Bald eagle ate some ducks; slow motorcyclists; who will be the “unofficial mayor” this year?
Garbage left on other people’s property and marked “free” – ok or not ok?
Someone donated a mug to Grannies and forgot the spoon, whomever purchased said mug, please content them for the spoon.

This week: fireworks, guns and defection on people’s lawns – just a normal week on Vashonites Rants; we talked about Abortion; did you know about the sticker challenge? Go away accordion guy; at least the guy selling guns out of the back of his truck isn’t selling fireworks.

This week: The Vashon freeze; chicken coop tea lights from Grannies; free hugs; a rotting house is for sale – $395k; why is the dog barking?

This week: Hiding mushrooms; humans are the invasive species, or was it tech bros? People speeding at 1 am down the Highway need to STOP; Anna has a solution for the 4 way and more.

This week: What restaurant do we like? Restaurants should be open 24/7 and bars past when the last movie lets out; The median age of Vashon is 10 years older; We’re arguing about speed limits again; The lawnmower rant; Cows loose; and a rescued Mother Cat.

This week: A proper grammar rant; the 2 boat schedule; what did you put on your theater tiles? …and why aren’t you leaving enough for everyone?

This week: Rehoming wild rats; poor quality produce on the island; an old bike for $87k, $8k, $7k? Grey haird pigtails make life better; this page is toxic rant; and more…

This week: How much should we be spending on groceries? Vashon currency… Hearse stories; Sperm dress sparks abortion debate; liquid cement crack filler.

This week: bunk bed pods to rent for $800? No cars on the Island? Have you gotten a ticket waiting to pick someone up at the ferry? and more…

This week: What’s different off-island? A Tesla was speeding in a school zone; a Vashon woman has been stuck on a ship off the coast of Shanghai for over 160 days and is making videos.

This weeK: 250 unpunctuated words in a rant; chickens blocking Anna’s driveway, a poll looking for people that believe in vortexes; how to manage ants; a post that reads as a poem.

This week: Instead of “welcome” wagon we need a “fuck off” wagon; this quote “It doesn’t matter how you got here, what matters is one’s intentions”; discussions over the rich and fake rich; fund raiser for an isthmus to Blake Island; Poodle parade, Labradoodles not allowed; where is the wiener dog sled team?

This week: we just wanna country line dance; a painting for a ham sandwich, road rage and more.

This week: Interesting deer; broken reflectors littering the road; mystery object; kids ride the ferry free in October; this week’s loose animals.

This week: what is the craziest, freakiest, weirdest thing? Baby trees grow up to be a green corpse blocking the view of Mt. Rainier; Hunter may have been spotted; and a loud bang = fireworks… always.

This week: some animals got loose including a horse on the road; meet Binx but refrain from warning his owner about coyotes; and can you get to Costco in a Nissan Leaf on a single charge?

This week: kids getting pushed in front of cars; victim bashing orgy over gun control; drivers going under 50; and Tupperware lids

This week: The frogs are back; Thriftway plays the best classic rock music; Awful Earl has decided not to run for mayor; and property taxes are high

this week; how to handle a hummingbird infestation; the poll for people who grew up on the island; and Shelly is for sale.

This week: Gander ISO wife; what’s the longest anyone has stayed onIsland (not leaving for anything)? where are all the hitchhikers?

This week: Owls attacking joggers, 700 blueberry bushes 🫐, and a Vashon VHS library.

What’s the story behind the tire stuck 25 feet up in a tree near the high school? It’s been up there 30 odd years or so.  We suspect it was

This Week: The Chetzamoka went down; and what to do if a business owner doesn’t pay past employees.

This week: Mask mandate vigilante; what actually constitutes a private road? …and our weirdest dreams.

This week: We ask OPs to do more work; we kicked Reagan in his grave; we just need a bridge; vaccine debates; and a strange sound in Ellisport.

This Week: A revived post about whistling in Granny’s; suggestions on ways to induce misery in others; the chupacabra; a slide on the North end ferry terminal; Quartermaster is flooded; and goats eat our Christmas trees.