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Renegade Unicorn Delights, Riles Residents

By | 2015-01-17T19:31:46+00:00 January 17th, 2015|Fun News (Satire)|

Vashon, Washington A unicorn is reportedly on the loose on the misty isle of Vashon, Washington. The unicorn’s owner, who wishes to remain anonymous, recently moved to the island for its purported “magical and dreamy” qualities. “I thought it would be the perfect place for a mythical creature,” she stated over lavender tea at the [...]